{"id":86746,"date":"2022-07-11T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-11T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/argentinaxp.com\/?post_type=blog&#038;p=86746"},"modified":"2022-07-11T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T21:20:00","slug":"tao-que-me-hiciste-bien","status":"publish","type":"blog","link":"https:\/\/blog.argxp.com\/en\/blog\/tao-que-me-hiciste-bien\/","title":{"rendered":"TAO YOU DID ME WELL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always had an unenviable talent for running into as many freaks as there were. Since she felt like the reincarnation of a certain promiscuous Egyptian queen from forty centuries ago and for that reason she slept with all my friends while being my official girlfriend, going through that blonde who claimed to be the depositary on Earth of secret copulative practices from the planet Epsilon and I wanted to apply smelly ointments before sex (not counting juggling and invocations). Without forgetting the one who couldn&#039;t do it if she didn&#039;t dress up as Marie Antoinette first, with a great dress full of bows and bows that I had to untie one by one. I was missing something with the Tao, tantric sex or oriental sexuality, and I was singing Bingo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was my destiny that I always came across some outlandish specimen. For this reason, when some friends wanted to introduce me to a girl who, they said, was \u201cvery special, how do you like them\u2026\u201d, I accepted with a resigned air. &quot;Crazy at the door...&quot; I said to myself. But I had just come off a couple of months of sexual drought, and I would grab anything, trusting my experience to handle bizarre women. That&#039;s how I met Pamela.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it wasn&#039;t a \u201cgadget\u201d; I found a beautiful girl, with a good body and very sweet. Peculiar to dress, yes; he wore clothes of oriental design, with fabrics that evoked styles between Chinese and Indian. \u2013 \u201cI mean\u2026it&#039;s of the orientalist vibe. It does not matter if he was born in a neighborhood of Montevideo; she identifies with the Chinese and Taoism, tantra, oriental sexuality... Anyway...&quot;- I thought.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And as if to break the ice after the introductions, I began by complimenting her outfit and accessories, particularly a large round black and white pendant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Represents Yin and Yang, sign of <a href=\"https:\/\/argentinaxp.com\/blog\/6-secretos-del-tao-para-mayor-duracion-sexual-placer-y-vitalidad-en-el-sexo\/\">taoism<\/a>, a philosophy of life that I practice\u2026-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">- And what does it consist of? I asked, getting ready to listen to a lecture in the bar where we had met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-It arose in China 14,000 years ago, and postulates that there is only one reality: masculine and feminine, water and fire, mental and physical strength, in perfect harmony. If we balance our energies, thanks to Taoism and oriental sexuality we can obtain\u2026 blah, blah, blah\u2026-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&quot;It&#039;s worse than I thought. She feels like Bruce Lee&#039;s cousin,\u201d I mused as I listened with my fake attention technique, minding my own business, waiting to assess the chances of going to bed, the only thing that mattered to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 \u201c\u2026we have a broad sexual attitude, different from the western one. We consider the intimate union of man and woman as a ceremony that we prepare with dedication, and we look for orgasm to achieve universal harmony, etc., etc... You seem very interested; would you like a practical demonstration of Taoism, tantra and oriental sexuality? It will change your life&quot;- he told me, causing me to choke on a potato chip. That was a lot more than I expected for a first date. A few minutes later, we left for his apartment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Upon entering there, I found myself in a place decorated with a profusion of Chinese motifs, and after having a strange tea (while she continued monologueing about the Tao) she began to practice a dance to the sound of oriental music that she put on, while she told me He slowly took off his clothes. After mumbling a few prayers, and with both of us already naked, he began to maneuver my genitals in a way I had never seen before. He played with them, but with a reverent attitude. Anyway, I got a formidable boner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then the act itself was a prodigy. I gained incredible control over my body, and with his precise instructions I was able to prolong intercourse in an unimaginable way, and repeat it several times, each time in more bizarre and pleasurable positions than the previous ones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">- This is wonderful! I murmured, ecstatic and exhausted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-It is as I say; Westerners don&#039;t know anything about sex. Luckily for you I can teach you what is necessary about Taoism and oriental sexuality. I hope you liked it... - he said softly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 Fantastic, incredible, sublime! - I replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&quot;Then you should do me a favor: spread it among your friends.&quot;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-As??!!-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-It&#039;s. Wait a moment and I&#039;ll give you some cards\u2026- He got up and from a drawer he took out a handful of personal cards that said: \u201cPamela Lupi\u00e9rrez. Expert in Taoism and tantric sex. Great discounts for groups and couples.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-So I&#039;m looking at a professional in this\u2026- I told him, without understanding too much what I was reading.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Of course. I spent years on this issue, and it&#039;s time for me to pay off. Share them among your friends, because if they come from you there is special attention. Now it would be better if you left, because a customer must be about to arrive...-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It took me a few days to get over the strangeness that this experience had left me, but I finally handed out the cards, and I know that several of them accessed Pamela&#039;s services. A month later I visited her again, looking for more cards and another sexual encounter, getting both to my satisfaction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After some time, we partnered, and now I am their exclusive representative, I organize tours and we are going to open an academy of Taoism, tantra and oriental sexuality with several branches. I must say that I not only have the best sex of my life. I also have income that I never imagined. I can affirm that, of course, Taoism changed my life.<\/p>","protected":false},"featured_media":86755,"template":"","blog-categoria":[44],"class_list":["post-86746","blog","type-blog","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","blog-categoria-relatos"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>TAO QUE ME HICISTE BIEN - Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"El Tao me hizo bien. 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